And then came her interview on Fox News: "You know what, Greta? I don't have the answers to everything," Miss California told Greta Van Susteren when she was asked about her position on civil unions. I don't have the answers to everything, you know, in the world out there.
And that's when I thought, gawd, she's dumb too — and that's when I had to concede that Hilton was right. Q: I'm a year-old girl who just became sexually active. My year-old boyfriend doesn't like condoms, and I don't like birth control pills.
Now what do we do? But first.
More stupidity and opportunism: Bristol Palin is now a spokesperson for an organization that encourages teenagers to abstain from having sex. Here are a few other percent foolproof ways to prevent pregnancy, Bristol, right off the top of my head: mutual masturbation, oral sex, anal sex aka "saddlebacking" when practiced by Christian teens , outercourse, sex toys your partner can insert into you, sex toys you can insert your partner into, cybersex, phone sex, gay sex. There are actually lots of "foolproof" ways for teenagers and adults to be sexual and intimate without risking an unplanned pregnancy.
It's possible for a teenager to have fulfilling sex, and the intimacy that comes along with it, without risking the "hour job and Instead of telling teenagers to say no to sex — which will work about as well as telling them to say no to drugs — we should tell them there are ways to be sexual that carry no risk of pregnancy.
But if they do decide to have sex, of course, they're going to need to know about and have access to contraception and and, yes, abortion services. But if we continue to present being sexually active as an either-or decision, we're going to see more outcomes like yours, Bristol. When you explain to nervous, inexperienced teenagers that they don't have to jump right into full intercourse — that there are degrees of intimacy and risk, and they can have enjoyable sexual experiences without vaginal or anal penetration — they're often relieved.
So, PILL, here's what you do: Enjoy outercourse, oral, masturbation and sex toys — and tell your boyfriend that these aren't consolation prizes for teenagers, but honest-to-God sex acts that adults enjoy — until you and your boyfriend find the condoms and lube that work for you. Switch to the mobile version of this page.
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